Description
Heavyweight Yields. Knockout Power. Zero Fuss. Critical Hog
Meet Critical Hog Feminized Seeds by T.H. Seeds – the ultimate mashup of two legends: Critical Mass and The Hog. This strain is built for growers who want massive harvests, monster buds, and mellow vibes… all without the high-maintenance drama. Whether you’re new to growing or a seasoned pro chasing quantity and quality, Critical Hog brings the goods with ease.
Why Grow Critical Hog Feminized Seeds?
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Chunky, Rock-Hard Buds – Dense colas that are seriously weighty – we’re talking commercial grower level.
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Low-Stress, High-Reward – Easy to grow, fast flowering, and super forgiving – perfect for beginners or busy growers.
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Relaxing, Calming High – Smooth and sedative, this strain is ideal for winding down, easing tension, or sleeping like a baby.
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Rich, Earthy Flavor – Sweet, herbal, slightly woody notes with an old-school skunky kick.
Strain Specs
| Attribute | Details |
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| Genetics | Critical Mass x The Hog |
| Type | Feminized, Photoperiod |
| Sativa/Indica | Mostly Indica |
| Flowering Time | 55–60 days (8–9 weeks) |
| THC Content | 15–20% |
| CBD Content | Medium |
| Yield (Indoor) | Up to 550g/m² |
| Yield (Outdoor) | Up to 1000g/plant |
| Effect | Body high, calming, mildly euphoric |
| Taste & Aroma | Earthy, sweet, herbal, with skunky undertones |
| Height | 100–120cm indoors; medium/tall outdoors |
Perfect For…
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Beginner growers looking for a low-maintenance, high-yield strain
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Commercial cultivators who want reliable bulk harvests
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️ Evening use – great for chilling, watching movies, or getting deep Zzzs
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️ Warm to temperate outdoor climates – but works great indoors too
What Makes Critical Hog Unique?
The Critical Mass side of this hybrid delivers enormous, resin-packed colas and fast flowering – while The Hog, an award-winning indica from the U.S., adds depth, density, and a powerful body high. The result? A hybrid that’s incredibly productive and deeply relaxing, without being overwhelmingly sedative or couch-locking.
Unlike some heavy indicas, Critical Hog won’t leave you zombified – just deeply mellow and satisfied. Plus, thanks to its short flowering time, you won’t be waiting long to harvest fat, frosty buds.
Frequently Asked Questions
❓ Is Critical Hog beginner-friendly?
Absolutely. It’s one of the easiest, most forgiving strains you can grow – short flowering time, strong resistance to pests, and doesn’t mind a few mistakes.
❓ How strong is the high?
Expect a medium-to-strong indica buzz – calming, relaxing, and physically soothing without total sedation.
❓ Can I grow it outdoors?
Yes! It performs well in mild to warm climates and can yield up to 1kg per plant outdoors with enough space and sun.
❓ When is it ready to harvest?
Flowering takes just 8 to 9 weeks indoors, with outdoor harvests around late September to early October.
Why Buy Critical Hog Seeds from T.H. Seeds?
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✅ Legendary breeder with over 30 years of cannabis excellence
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✅ Stable genetics with huge yield potential
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✅ Fast-flowering and beginner-approved
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✅ Discreet shipping + guaranteed fresh stock
Ready to Grow a Hog-Sized Harvest?
Whether you’re looking for your first grow or your next commercial winner, T.H. Seeds’ Critical Hog Feminized Seeds offer fat yields, easy handling, and that classic indica experience. Grow it once, and you’ll be hooked.
